Leanna Nichole




This my friends is why I want a friggin frog

(Source: toptumbles)


Via "Sing away sorrow, cast away care."


“Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a $1,000 for a kiss and 50¢ for your soul.”

– Marilyn Monroe

(Source: voguecyrus)



assgod:

your days of instagramming frappuccinos are over

(Source: gloomgal)


‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

  • Me: Hello?
  • Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
  • Me: I have no mother.
  • Her: Well can I speak to your father?
  • Me: Yeah, which one?
  • Her: Which one is home?
  • Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
  • Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
  • Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
  • Her: So who's Antonio?
  • Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
  • Her: So Carlos was cheating?
  • Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
  • Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
  • Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
  • Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
  • Me: I never said that.
  • Her: Yes, yes you did!
  • Me: No I didn't.
  • Her: Y-yes! You did!
  • Me: Did what?
  • Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
Via

theheartofartemis:

Hahaha, this killed me.

(Source: joala)



fantasticallyficticiousfili:

I’m gonna be “that philosopher” and say nope this isn’t valid due to the equivocation fallacy so
Philosophers: 1
Science Cat: 0 

(Source: dirty-little-secrettt)







thespngames:

Harry Potter spells and characters into the HP logo. 

Prints and Shirts (with higher resolution and without the watermark) here.

I want a shirt like this!



forever90s:

I miss Full House.

As do I

(Source: mrsgrumpygills)


Via Forever90s









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